Snore, Sniff, & Sneeze

I love to sneeze (sneeze)
Pardon me, please (sneeze)
I like to sniffle, it really feels nice
One handkerchief'II
Just never suffice
But, brother, watch out for the breeze
When I sneeze (Sneeze sneeze sneeze)
I love to sniff (sniff)
(spoken) Just take a whiff (sniff)
I also like snarling, it feels good to me
Snarling is darling
I'm sure you'll agree
But I'm even happier if
I can sniff (sniff)
And sneeze (sneeze)
I love to snore (snore)
It's more like a roar (snore)
I like to snooze, I like resting my head.
I take off my shoes
And I snuggle in bed. (Alt. : And lie down on my bed)
Sometimes I just lie on the floor
And snore (snore)
And sniff (sniff)
And sneeze (sneeze sneeze sneeze)
Sometimes I just like to snicker "tee-hee"
Or snub any snob who is snotty to me
And whenever I have a few moments to spend,
(spoken) I can snoop on a neighbor or snitch on a friend!
But much more than any of these
I love to snore and to sniff and to sneeze
(snore sniff sneeze, repeated while fading out