Don’t Play With Bruno

Shirley and Sue were swinging on a swing
Two best friends whispering:
Sue: Don't play with Bruno. Bruno is a dweeb
Shirley: A dweeb, what's a dweeb?
Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno
Shirley: Shhh here he comes
Bruno: Hi girls, I'm digging a hole
Want to help?
Sue: No thanks
Bruno: Oh, okay. Bye
So he walked to the edge
Of the great green hedge
And began to dig his hole
Bruno: Yup
Down the drive came Mike and Mike
On a red bike and another red bike
Mike and Mike: Hey girls, where's Bruno?
Oh neat! Look at that hole, he's down 3 feet!
Shirley and Sue: Don't play with Bruno
Bruno is a dweeb
Mike and Mike: A dweeb, what's a dweeb?
Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno
Bruno: Hey, I found a horseshoe
Mike and Mike: A horseshoe! Wow! Bye
So Mike and Mike and the bike and the bike
Rode over to the hole
Mike and Mike: Neat!
Out of the house came Baby Gail
With a plastic shovel and a plastic pail
Baby Gail: I'm gonna dig with Bruno
And Mike and Mike
But the big girls called the little tyke
Shirley and Sue: Baby Gail
Don't play with Bruno. Bruno is a dweeb
Baby Gail: A dweeb, what's a dweeb?
Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno
Bruno: Hey, I found a tractor!
Baby Gail: What's a tractor?
Bruno: And it still runs!
Baby Gail: Wow! Bye bye
So Baby Gail with her shovel and her pail
Ran over to the hole
A jeep pulled up in a cloud of dust
A man jumped out with his suit all mussed
Dr. Leakey: I'm Dr. Leakey from the museum
I seek young Bruno. Did you girls see him?
Shirley and Sue: We don't play with Bruno
Bruno is a dweeb
Dr. Leakey: A dweeb, define dweeb!
Shirley and Sue: Oh you know... like Bruno
Bruno: Hey, we found a lost city!
Dr. Leakey: A lost city! Good show! Bye
So Dr. Leakey jumped in his jeep
And drove up to the hole
Dr. Leakey: Significant!
Shirley stopped swinging and said to Sue:
Shirley: I'd like to see that city, too
Sue: Shirley, we can't play with Bruno
Bruno is a dweeb
Shirley: But what is a dweeb?
Sue: Don't you know?
Shirley: No. I don't know!
So Sue and Shirley tiptoed slowly
Over to the hole
Shirley and Sue: Hello?
Bruno: Hey girls, am I glad to see you!
Shirley and Sue: You are?
Bruno: Come on down
And help Baby Gail with this dinosaur!