Stoned on Christmas

[Intro]
Oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh

[Verse 1]
December 25th, gonna make that day my bitch
Because I'm getting stoned on Christmas
My Christmas tree is gonna be made of a little weed
It's gonna be a party, ‘cause this year I'm gonna be

[Chorus]
Stoned on Christmas (stoned on Christmas)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, oh (I'm getting stoned)
I'm on Santa's bad list (Ho, ho, ho)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, no, woah

[Verse 2]
Jingle bells, yeah I smell of Mary Jane
Can’t you tell?
The new Christmas is April 20th
Tell kids about Santa just so I can spoil it
Weed for me, underneath the Christmas tree
Weed for me, underneath the Christmas tree

[Pre-Chorus]
Oooh, oooh
Oooh, oooh
Stoned on, stoned on, yeah
Stoned stoned, stoned

[Chorus]
Stoned on Christmas (stoned on Christmas)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, oh (I'm getting stoned)
I'm on Santa's bad list (Ho, ho, ho)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, no, woah
Stoned on Christmas (stoned on)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, oh (I'm getting stoned)
I'm on Santa's bad list (Ho, ho, ho)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, no, woah

[Bridge]
Stoned on Christmas, stoned on Christmas
No no oh, mmm

[Chorus]
(Stoned on Christmas)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, oh (I'm getting stoned)
I'm on Santa's bad list (Ho, ho, ho)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, no, woah
Stoned on Christmas (stoned on)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, oh (I'm getting stoned)
I'm on Santa's bad list (Ho, ho, ho)
I'm getting stoned on Christmas, no, woah

[Outro]
Stoned on Christmas, stoned on Christmas
No no oh, mmm