The Waitress Song

There's something about a waitress
Something about a waitress
Something about a waitress
That turns me on

There's something about a waitress
Something about a waitress
Something about a waitress
That turns me on

She brings a booster seat to my son
Keeps a pencil behind her bun
And she says
"How do you like your eggs?"

She keeps a pencil behind her bun
And sometimes she calls me 'Hon'
And she says "How do you like your eggs?"

There's something about a waitress
Somеthing about a waitress
Something about a waitress
That turns mе on

Say polyester (polyester!)
Brown and gold (brown and gold!)
Now say Courtney Love (Courtney Love!)
Just because (just because!)
She's Courtney Love
Now there's something about a waitress that turns me on!

There's something about a waitress
Something about a waitress
Something about a waitress
That turns me on