I Wish I Was Back on the Farm

[Chorus]
Wish I were back on the farm
Oh I wish I were back on the farm
If you wanna learn your lesson
Then hear what I'm confessin
Oh I wish I were back on the farm

[Verse 1]
Now I was just a hayseed with a straw stuck in me mouth
I packed me bag and took a train that were 'eadin further south
I wondered through the city streets, cause everything were new
But all the coppers moved me on and the girls they moved me too

[Chorus 2]
Oh I Wish I were back on the farm
Wish I were back on the farm
Where the bulls don't put it over
And the cows stay in the clover
Oh I wish I were back on the farm

[Verse 2]
A pretty girl came up to I, we began to chat
She said she'd give me something nice, if I went to her flat
I said "I'd like a a cup of tea" she seemed to think it odd
Were just when it was time to go, she charged I thirty bob

[Chorus 3]
Oh I Wish I were back on the farm
I wish I were back on the farm
Where there's fun and plenty of it
And it isn't done for profit
Oh I wish I were back on the farm

[Verse 3]
Now I went into a nightclub, where a lady did a dance
She'd nothing on but pigeons, and the rest she left to chance
She didn't seem to find the cold, the birds knew where to stay
I clapped me hands and hollered out but they would not fly away

[Chorus 3]
Oh I wish she were back on the farm
Now I wish she were back on the farm
She's have nothing on whatever
Cause our pigeons ain't so clever
Oh I wish she were back on the farm
She's have nothing on whatever
Cause our pigeons ain't so clever
Oh I wish she were back on the farm