Absolute Zero

(Intro)

(Verse 1)
At this university
The profs ain't teachin' what they're supposed to be
The profs give lectures on theories
No facts just theories

(Verse 2)
The students find out they're gonna tell
'Cause they looked at their exam and said what the hell
The students try to do their exam
But when they look at it they go oh damn!

(Chorus)
I didn't get an A
I didn't get a C
I didn't get an F
I got Absolute Zero
Didn't get an A
I didn't get a C
I didn't get an F
I got Absolute Zero!

(Verse 3)
The prof teaches theories and no damn facts
Says everything he taught was facts
He teaches these theories in every class
The kids find out they're gonna kick his ass!

(Chorus)
I didn't get an A
I didn't get a C
I didn't get an F
I got Absolute Zero
Didn't get an A
I didn't get a C
I didn't get an F
I got Absolute Zero!

(Guitar Solo)

(Chorus)
I didn't get an A
I didn't get a C
I didn't get an F
I got Absolute Zero
Didn't get an A
I didn't get a C
I didn't get an F
I got Absolute Zero!