Johnny Two Bags

Johnny Twobags doesn't have the blues and it makes him sad Brings him down
But not down enough to have the blues He's too white to have the blues He
Thinks he should be black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues
And Orange County ain't a breeding ground for blues Oh Johnny do shut up, I
Know you think you got it rough You say your life is hard Well you didn't
Spend your life stealin' chickens from the rich folks yard Don't play me for
A fool. Even if your band gets dropped from Dr. Dream Chorus: You ain't black
And you ain't blind You're girlfriend's not the cheating kind Well you're
Cleaned up and you're off the booze Maybe you weren't meant to sing the blues
Ken is struck in a wheel chair His spine is bent beyond repair He's not
Singin' the blues He's too white to have the blues He thinks he should be
Black to have the blues He's too green to sing the blues and Orange County
Ain't a breeding ground for blues Chorus You don't have to pay no dues or be
Born to lose a lot of people would kill to be in your shoes Maybe you weren't
Meant to sing the blues