Everest

[Verse 1]
I bought a goldfish to keep me company
In these dark days when you're not here with me
I walk round Safeway on my own
Look in the freezer cabinet, see my reflection
And I'm all alone
You dropped me like a waitress drops a tray

[Chorus]
And my love for you is bigger than Everest
Baby, you're the best
And your love for me is an afterthought
Baby, I was just a prototype for the guy that you've now got

[Verse 2]
I watch a war film on Channel 4
I don't care if the hero gets his head blown off anymore
I sit out the back underneath the stars
Kick the heads off garden gnomes and I wonder where you are
You dropped me like a goalie drops a ball

[Chorus]
And my love for you is bigger than Everest
Baby, you're the best
And your love for me is an afterthought
Baby, I was just a prototype for the guy that you've now got

[Outro]
My love for you is bigger than Canada
Baby, it's bigger than India
My love for you is bigger than a ten tonne truck
It's bigger than a jumbo jet
You ain't seen nothing yet
My love for you
It's bigger than an elephant
Is bigger than Everest
It's bigger than a minibus
Baby, you're the best
It's bigger than a DIY superstore
And our love for me
Superstore
Is an afterthought
Baby, I was just a prototype for the guy that you've now got
It's bigger than the Atlantic ocean
My love for you
It's bigger than Birmingham
Is bigger than Everest
It's bigger than France
Baby, you're the best
It's bigger than life and death and love itself
It's bigger than time
It's bigger than everything