Fool on the Street

[Intro: "Concert Joe"]
"You guys are from Bay Ridge originally, right? I'm there sixty years, I never seen you yet. My name is Concert Joe, I'm the world record holder for the most shows in one year, I got twenty-five hundred shows. Your shirts suck, you guys are fuckin' phenomenal though."

[Verse]
I was walking through Kings County, looking for a dime to spend
Standing on the corner, begging for change, you were just shaking hands
And you told me about the modern age, how fun it is to pretend
Said, "when it's all over, I'll be another face in a bookend"

[Chorus]
How do you do that dancing
When I'm locked up in your dungeon?
How do you do that dancing
When I'm locked up in your dungeon?
And I'll be a fool on the street
You'll be the toast of the town
Now that you've gotten off your feet
You're only gonna let me down
You're only gonna let me down

[Verse]
When I got into your car you said, "take the wheel and drive"
You said, "I'm gonna close my eyes, wake me up if we die"
And I drove it just as far as I could, but when it broke down and died
I hitchhiked back to New New York, sat on the ground for a while

[Chorus]
How do you do that dancing
When I'm locked up in your dungeon?
How do you do that dancing
When I'm locked up in your dungeon?
And I'll be a fool on the street
You'll be the toast of the town
Now that you've gotten off your feet
You're only gonna let me down
You're only gonna let me down

How do you do that dancing
When I'm locked up in your dungeon?
How do you do that dancing
When I'm locked up in your dungeon?
And I'll be a fool on the street
You'll be the toast of the town
Now that you've gotten off your feet
You're only gonna let me down