Miss Alternate Universe

[Verse 1]
I don't mean to suggest the girl's not smart
Her IQ's as high as it goes, it's off the charts
She's got that Judy Jetson sex appeal
She'll pull you right up into her magnetic field

[Chorus]
Miss Alternate Universe
She's a hurricane in reverse
Albert Einstein meets Patty Hearst
Miss Alternate Universe

[Verse 2]
She'll pull you out of phase with the world you're living in
And when you get there, you'll need a tank of oxygen
She'll take you apart like a Kokeshi doll
And put you back together again entirely wrong

[Chorus]
Miss Alternate Universe (Universe)
All the animals talk to her (Talk to her)
From somewhere other than planet Earth
Miss Alternate Universe

Miss Alternate Universe (Alternate Universe)
She's a hurricane in reverse (Hurricane in reverse)
Albert Einstein meets Patty Hearst
Miss Alternate Universe
Miss Alternate Universe (Alternate Universe)
All the animals talk to her (Animals talk to her)
From somewhere other than planet Earth
Miss Alternate Universe

[Outro]
Universe
Universe
Universe
Universe