Oops
I killed my friend with a cap
When it hit him it fell on his lap
And I was like welp that’s a wrap
I tripped on a sock
Fell on a block
Because they ran out of stock
And the door had a lock
Then I got a gun
You better run
To your local target
And kill your best friend Margaret
Stan her in the chest
That’s what she gets for cheating on the test
She was a pest
It’s a good thing she’s been put to rest
That’s why she shouldn’t have left the nest
To go on her little quest
That’s right she’s a bird
She looks like a turd
Word
I killed a man
The police didn’t catch me
Cause if they did my mom would ground me