A Song About A Girl Who Went Shopping

(Spoken)
DR. FRANK: This is a song about a girl who went shopping. And on the shopping trip, she bought a pot covered with Teflon for cooking vegetables and things like that, and she bought some punk rock records. And after she bought these things, she took them out and put them in the trunk of her yellow Datsun and drove home

She was young and she was free
She went on a shopping spree
She bought some records, she bought a pot
This is what she bought
Records and a pot

Yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah

What records did she buy?
Naked Raygun and Crimpshrine
Dickies, Rezillos, and Aerosmith
This is what she picked
And a Lurkers seven-inch

Yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah

She's so beautiful
She loves rock and roll
She is pretty fun
She's so fast and loud
Yeah, she's rockin' out
Now she's making lunch
Oh yeah

Where did she put this stuff?
There wasn't room enough
She put these things in the trunk of her car
This is where they are
Trunk of her car

Yeah
Oh yeah
Yeah
Oh yeah

She's so wonderful
She's a lovable lost and lonely child
She's a little thing
It's the little things that make life worthwhile

She went shopping, she had a shopping spree
I was on her mind
That's a special time
In our otherwise uneventful lives