P.O. Box 9847 [Alternate Mix; Previously Unreleased Track; Bonus Track]
Handsome, single, young man, well respected in his town
Seeks a fine, young lady from a similar background
Generous, responsible, respectful man of means
Socialize with presidents and queens
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P. O. Box 9847
P. O. Box 9847
I've described me very poorly
Better try again
Quiet, sincere, gentleman, well rounded and mature
Fond of music and the arts, loves the theater
Educated, sensitive, a traveler of the world
Wants to meet an eligible young girl
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P. O. Box 9847
P. O. Box 9847
I've been writing, advertising
That's not really me
Lonely, understanding man, affectionate and true
Looking for girl to share his dreams and make them true
Humble, loving, sensitive, considerate and shy
Only sincere ladies need reply
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P. O. Box 9847
P. O. Box 9847
I'm not liking what I'm typing
Throw it all away