Dogs and Chaplains

Don't mind when it happens
No problem when I am saying it
But when I lose my mind, kick my behind
Because I hate when my mind keeps replaying it

I'm not bragging and I'm not proud
I hang around with a drunken crowd
We are happy, that I can say
And until we're not I kid you not, we're gonna stay that way

My life would start to settle down Johnny!
Then you came along and you turned it upside down Vegas!
Drunks and children they always tell the truth Johnny!
But I'm sober and older and could've held on to
My Youth!

Drinkin' the other day
I said I loved you, you turned away
Maybe the drinking, made me cry
But I'm a happy, very happy, very happy guy

Drunks and children they tell the truth
And that's what I am a drunken youth
And when I'm drinking I don't know why
But I'm a happy, very happy, very happy guy

Sometimes when I am playing
I never watch what I am saying
Sometimes I lose my head
I lose my head and things get said I never should have said

Sometimes I get housed
Housed soused and shoot off my mouth
And sometimes I kick it out, and I don't know what I'm talkin' about
I don't know what I'm talking about

You know, I've made mistakes, I've had my ups and downs
My ins and outs, my share of bad breaks
But when it's all been said and done
I raise my beer and I swear God it's been fun

Good God oh my God good God good God good God good God God its been fun!