Pikachu's Lament

He walks the night
He does not care if it's wrong or right
He feels alright
He's looking for a fight
Hey Mister Pikachu
How many Pokemon did you kill today?

Small yellow murderer
There's got to be a better way
You don't have to catch them all
In your little Pokéball
You don't have to be the best
That no one ever was
You don't wanna be the next
Dead Pidgey in this Pokédex
You don't have to catch them, them, them, them, them

Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today
Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today
Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today
Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today

What kind of sick sick man
Just beats up on Pokémen
Do you have undiagnosed issues with your dad?
A Jigglypuff that's been treated rough
A Lickitung with a punctured lung
A Wobbuffet, you cut off his head
A Mr. Mime with renal failure

You don't have to catch them all
In your little Pokéball
You don't have to be the best
That no one ever was
You don't wanna be the next
Dead Pidgey in this Pokédex, no
You don't have to catch them, them, them, them, them

Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon
Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today
Don't kill, don't kill
Don't kill no Pokémon today
Don't kill, don't kill
Go go go go go away
Don't kill no
Go go go away
Don't kill no Pokémon today

You don't have to catch them all
In your little Pokéball
You don't have to be the best
That no one ever was
You don't wanna be the next
Dead Pidgey in this Pokédex, no
You don't have to catch them
You don't have to catch them

You don't have to catch them
It's not very effective