Tylenol
[Chorus: Rooster]
'Cause it's a, a long fall when you're six foot tall
They said I had a ball but don't remember it all
Keep bangin' my head up against the wall
Wishin' that I had a king-sized Tylenol
Tylenol
Tylenol
Too much alcohol, I need a king-sized Tylenol
[Verse 1: Rooster]
Bet it up, hammer down, once again passed out
I told myself it wouldn't happen again
Just a few cold lights and I'm through for the night
But I go to drinkin' whiskey and gin (Damn)
Shortly after that, I go to losin' my memories
The ladies say that I can get extremely friendly
The problem is that I don't know my limit at all
And there's usually nothin' there to help to cushion the fall
It goes bang, bang beatin' my head 'cause it hurts
I need a bed and I don't even wanna hear the word work
Shut the curtain, cut the lights, and hit me up tomorrow night
Leanin' on and let it be the hangover recipe
[Chorus: Rooster]
'Cause it's a, a long fall when you're six foot tall
They said I had a ball but don't remember it all
Keep bangin' my head up against the wall
Wishin' that I had a king-sized Tylenol
Tylenol
Tylenol
Too much alcohol, I need a king-sized Tylenol
[Verse 2: Uncle Snap]
The sunshine woke me up, I fell asleep in my truck
I guess I had a heavy foot, I must have blowed the motor up
The Jager smell is all around, open the door, into the ground
My stomach's makin' awful sounds, my ole head's spinnin' round
Now, doctor, doctor tell me what I did wrong
Man, I only tried to sing every Merle Haggard song
I looked at him, he looked at me, I filled my cup a time or three
Havin' fun with Jimmy Bean and then I lost my memory
I lost my knife, don't you know, I bought it down in Mexico
I won't forget that crazy trip from three spring breaks ago
To nights we won't remember and to friends, we won't forget
I need some Tylenol quick so I can do it all again
[Chorus: Rooster]
'Cause it's a, a long fall when you're six foot tall
They said I had a ball but don't remember it all
Keep bangin' my head up against the wall
Wishin' that I had a king-sized Tylenol
Tylenol
Tylenol
Too much alcohol, I need a king-sized Tylenol