Redneck Tan
I'm thinkin' 'bout a popped top
Four 'clock, hit the dock
Yeah, that's where I belong
Sitting in my lawn chair
Wind blowin' through my hair
The sun, it already knows
Somebody did a kegstand
Called up the cover band
Yeah, the party's on fire
Slappin' on some sunscreen
Cuties lookin' back at me
It's 'bout to be an all nighter
'Cause I'ma be floatin' down the water
With an ice cold Bud Light in my hand
And I hope nobody bothers me
While I'm workin' on my redneck tan
My redneck tan, my redneck tan
See I've been ridin' 'round 'bout all day long
Caught some fish but now they gone
My day been like one long song
That pontoon boat rows on and on
See I've been floatin', coastin', hopin'
That my bobble makes a motion
Mixin' up that backwoods potion
Gotta get back to motorboatin'
All day long we floatin' 'round
Everybody knows it's goin' down
Watch her while she rolls around
Ain't no chance I'm slowin' down
Ain't another place I'd rather be
Chillin' on the water just you and me
River rat junky, backwoods G
Coronel floats, that's who I be
'Cause I'ma be floatin' down the water
With an ice cold Bud Light in my hand
And I hope nobody bothers me
While I'm workin' on my redneck tan
My redneck tan, my redneck tan
Got nineteen to twenty something honey hoes
Sittin' here all day with the King Pole
Don't matter if the fish won't bite
I kinda got to do it 'cause my ass is white
I need a flip flop lines on both bare feet
Got a cooler full of beer, just to beat the heat
Law dogs ain't came and it still ain't rained
Now I'm lookin' like I got a new coat of stain
Hey, got a brand new pair of shades
'Cause my old one's down at the bottom of a lake
Talkin' 'bout chillin' out all day long
Mowin' that lawn with a couple patron
And I can't stop tryin' to get that tone
That alcohol done went straight to my dong
If you ever wonder why my neck's so red
That Otomahol is my time to be
'Cause I'ma be floatin' down the water
(I'ma keep floatin', I'ma keep floatin')
With an ice cold Bud Light in my hand
(That's what we drinkin' on, yeah, we keep drinkin' on)
And I hope, I hope nobody bothers me
While I'm workin' on my redneck tan
My redneck tan, my redneck tan
