Boots and Shoes
You're my friend I hear you say
But I can't see you anyway
You keep that sack on your head all day
And when you dance you never sweat
You do the hustle like a minuet
You're the strangest thing on two legs that I've ever met
No I don't wanna Prima Donna in drag
And I can never imagine why
You always keep on
Your boots and shoes
You're sweet kid but you can't stand to lose
You keep on your boots and shoes
You're a neat kid
You're losing weight to keep in trim
Your friends all wonder how you stay so slim
But you forget about the state that I'm in
Everyday you count your gains
Amino acid pumping through your veins
You say you're liberated but you're in chains
No I don't wanna Prima Donna in drag
And I can never imagine why
You always keep on
Your boots and shoes
You're sweet kid but you can't stand to lose
You keep on your boots and shoes
You're a neat kid
But you can't stand to lose
You just can't stand it