The Jolly Green Giant

In the valley of the jolly (ho, ho, ho)

Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes)
He's so big and mean (artichoke hearts)
He stands in his valley with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans

He lives down in his valley (brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green (spinach)
Well, he ain't no prize, and there's no women his size
And that's why the cat's so mean

One day he left his valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now listen 'round he wasn't gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon

Now this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)
You have never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)
he looked at her and she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright

He looked at her thought, "What a dilly"
He touched her once, she slapped him silly
This was something he'd never sensed
He looked at her and she commenced
"Now listen, pal, this ain't no fluke
I can't see goin' with no big green kook"

You've heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)
Don't let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)
He couldn't get Sally, so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind

Carrots
Snap peas