Taxman

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
Cause I'm the Taxman
Yeah, I'm the Taxman

Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
Cause I'm the Taxman
Yeah, I'm the Taxman

If you drive a car, I'll tax the street
If you try to sit, I'll tax your seat
If you get too cold, I'll tax the heat
If you take a walk, I'll tax your feet
Taxman!

Cause I'm the Taxman
Yeah, I'm the Taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for
Oh, oh, Mister Wilson!
If you don't want to pay some more
Oh, oh, Mister Heath!
Cause I'm the Taxman
Yeah, I'm the Taxman

Now my advice for those who die
Taxman!
Declare the pennies on your eyes
Taxman!
Cause I'm the Taxman
Yeah, I'm the Taxman

And you're working for no one but me
Taxman!