Mr. Radiator

Mister radiator
You can't be s-serious
Oh mister radiator
You can't be for real

Mister radiator
You can't be s-serious
Oh mister radiator
Just what is the deal

And mister radiator
You've been going on and off all night
Mister radiator
Don't you know how lazy I can be?
Oh mister radiator
You've been going hot and cold all my life
Mister radiator
You can't be for real

And mister agitator
You've got me f-furious
And mister tantalizer
Get right out of here
Oh mister tranquilizer
We used to be the best of friends
But mister tranquilizer
I think I'll steer clear

And mister radiator
You've been going on and off all night
Mister radiator
Don't you know how lazy I can be?
Oh mister radiator
You've been going hot and cold all my life
Mister radiator
You can't be for real

Extra, extra, read all about it
Mister big decision is beginning to doubt it
He got drunk on evening, he screamed and he shouted
That his wild ambitions had finally sprouted

He was ranting, raving, all his visions were swarming
And he felt that something deep within him was forming
He kept happy thoughts and he ignored every warning
Like he'd found his reason to wake up in the morning

First he felt sorry, then he felt sad
And illusion after illusion
Turned up short or turned out bad
Where is the glory that seemed so within my grasp?
Where is the glory...has it just passed?

And mister radiator
You've been going on and off all night
Mister radiator
Don't you know how miserable I can get?
Oh mister radiator
You've been going hot and cold all my life
Mister radiator
You can't be for real