What I Meant When I Said You Looked Good (Was You Don’t)

You know - you know
You can say get your hands all over me
I'm the best of everybody
See I'm the best of everybody
They'll see - they'll see
Your hands they're all over me
Together we may be
But we don't mean like that
Now do we

You've done your make-up
You've done your hair
Now you have made me stop and stare
I'll walk over and ask you to dance
You unzip the fly in my pants
And you'll reach inside

They'll see - they'll see
Your hands they're all over me
Together we may be
But we don't think like that
Now do we

Okay the fly bit was a lie
But I was really drunk
And really quite horny
It just seemed like an
Appropriate thing to say
(Uh, anyway)
You think that I am self-assured
I'm beginning to think
You might be right
But it's just not like of you
To think of me that way

You know - you know
You can say get your hands all over me
See I'm the best of everybody
See I'm the best of everybody
They'll see - they'll see
Your hands they're all over me
Together we may be
But we don't think like that
Now do we

I'm moving on, I have moved on
To your friend standing over there
She looks good in that tight dress she's wearing
I don't like back to you
But you look over at me
And you don't look very happy
I can't think why
(Well actually, I might have an inclining)

You see - you see
My hands they're all over your friend
My tongue is down her throat
And I am licking beer off her tits
Because - because
I can and I like to molest women
And it's so much fun
Especially when I stuck her hand down
The front of my pants and it felt so good...

Drunken ramblings