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I was looking out the window
But there's someone by my door
I said 'look around you'
But you just asked 'what for?'
I said 'my monkey's on the loose'
She said 'oh-oh
Your house it ain't a fucking zoo
You're going weird again
You're fucking round-the-bend'
So I said: 'it's all the coke
It just won't come out of my nose!'

It was at that moment
That I fell down to the floor
My body it just couldn't take it no more
I guess I am to blame
I guess I am to blame
You will miss me when I'm gone
You will miss me when I'm gone

Ten minutes gone and still
Lying on the floor
My body it just couldn't take it anymore
I guess I am to blame
I guess I am to blame
You will miss me when I'm gone
You will miss me when I'm gone

I can't snap out of it
This time I am in the shit
My heart is beating quick
I'm gonna die through this
Guess it's what you get
For living 'In Excess!'
My life it is the best and now
My heart's exploding out my chest
And I'm wearing a really fucking tight dress
Why the fuck am I wearing a tight dress?

It was at that moment
That I fell down to the floor
My body it just couldn't take it anymore
I guess I am to blame
I guess I am to blame
You will miss me when I'm gone
You will miss me when I'm gone

Ten minutes gone and I'm still
Lying on the floor
My body it just couldn't take it anymore
I guess I am to blame
I guess I am to blame
You will miss me when I'm gone
You will miss me when I'm gone