The Fortune Teller's Revenge

Last night I dreamed a dream, well
Maybe one shouldn't tell you
Since it concerns you, please sit down
I'll cut to the chase, it's not like
Your life's in danger, though it
Might be a bit upsetting

I'm never wrong about these things
I'm sad to say I've never made a mistake
Your fiancée is having an affair

I'll read your cards but not yet
You're anxious about the office
Promotions in the offering, yes?
Just you and that other fellow
There's nobody else in the running
And you're well-liked by everyone

I'm never wrong about these things
I'm sad to say I've never made a mistake
Your rival gets it and they're letting you go

It's one of my keenest pleasures
Casting a berth shot for friend
Especially if they're feeling low
The stars always say something
For instance, here your cusping
Means oh my goodness, is this right?

I'm never wrong about these things
Sad to say I've never made a mistake
Don't delay revising your will