The Last Cassingle

Where did you go?
We haven't seen you in a while and life has a certain ebb and flow
Who knew your lowest ebb would be this low?
You are a pager, the world's a cell
You are the dial-up that connects to AOL
You once were vital, now who could tell?
Although you're not quite yet a dinosaur, there's one foot out the door
It's wearing British Knights now
You're like a pay phone or a video store: we don't see you no more
You are the last cassingle
Where have you gone?
One day you're everywhere we look
And then the next you've been withdrawn
What used to thrill us now earns a yawn
You're Crystal Pepsi, you're Lemon Brisk
You are the hottest new release on laser disc
You're an investment no one would risk
You are the laugh track on Empty Nest
You are the lone remaining Myspace friend request
You seemed so timeless; who would have guessed?
You are the last one-hour photo mart, you're Patrick Nagel art
All dressed in, all dressed in Hypercolors
Some call it progress but it's still so weird
You've all but disappeared
You are the last cassingle