I'm a Mummy

I'm a Mummy
I scare people
Look what happens when I walk up to somebody
I'm a Mummy

I was born one thousand nine hundred and fifty nine years ago
Look what happens when I walk up to somebody
I don't try to scare people
I really came back to meet Paul McCartney

But people run from me
Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody
I wish there was someone somewhere that wasn't scared of me
I'm a Mummy

Hide quick a Mummy
Watch what happens when I walk up to somebody
Ah!
I don't try to scare people

But look what happens when I walk up to somebody
I'm a Mummy
Skinny Mummy
You don't scare me

What's happening here?
You're not mad enough
Skinny Mummy
I'm a fifth element

My daddy was a mummy too
They were born one thousand and sixty six nine hundred years ago
But look what happens when I walk up to somebody
Mercy

I'm outta here