Would You Like to Have Something to Eat?

Would you like to have something to eat?
Would you like to have biscuits and meat?
Would you like some beans
Or a bowl of leafy greens
Would you like to have something to eat?

Would you like to have pudding and pie?
Or a chicken that's ready to fry?
Would you like some steak
Or perhaps a piece of cake
Would you like to have something to eat?

Broccoli and brussels sprouts are very good indeed
Food is so important, it's a basic human need

So would you like a potato or two?
Or a big bowl of leftover stew?
Would you like some Coke
Or perhaps an artichoke
Would you like to have something to eat?

Would you like to have pheasant or fish?
Or some other such well-prepared dish?
Would you like some gum
Or a burger on a bun
Would you like to have something to eat?

Some folks eat like little birds
And others eat like swine
Consume with moderation
That's the proper way to dine

So would you like to have something to eat?
Maybe something that's salty or sweet?
If you don't eat well then you might end up in Hell
Would you like to have something to eat?