Edgy Teen Girlfriend

[Verse 1]
I wish I had an edgy teen girlfriend
So I can impress my edgy teen friends

[Refrain]
Oh yeah I wish she were real...

[Verse 2]
If she were real
She'd have dark hair
And cool ripped jeans

[Verse 3]
On the weekends we can go over
To the record store and buy
Edgy teen vinyl

[Refrain]
Oh yeah I wish she were real!

[Chorus]
Oh I wish I had and edgy teen girlfriend
So I can do edgy shit
I wish I had an edgy teen girlfriend...

[Refrain]
I wish she were real...
I wish she were real...
I wish she were real...