The UFOs

[Verse 1]
Well, who the hell is this?
You must be kidding
It arrives in the late afternoon
How dare you interrupt my daydreaming?
Don't you know that my flatmates are gonna get home soon?
Oh, it's the postman, I've got another letter
From my mysterious secret admirer
This time it's two packets of rotting bacon
And I Sellotaped them to the ceiling

[Chorus]
What was that?
Was it birds?
There's not usually birds around at this time
Must be the UFOs

[Verse 2]
And ever since I applied
To that home study origami course
Wеll, the landing's been full of fancy paper
And a swan's been just around the cornеr
But a lot of things are just around the corner
Just look at your ship in a bottle
It's just a pile of string and kindling
When you've decanted gin into the bottle

[Chorus]
Must be the UFOs
Well I guess it must be the UFOs
Y'know, they're always meddling with things
Those damned UFOs

[Outro]
Well, take another photograph out from the dresser
Now, H is just another capital letter
And they last too long