Monday Morning Ant Brigade

[Verse 1]
Monday morning I woke up late
I feel like shit and I can't see straight
One last drink was a bad idea
I'm on the bowl with diarrhea

[Verse 2]
Out the door in a fog
Barked at by the neighbors dog
Forgot my keys, I went back inside
I got a flat so I can't ride
The phone rings, now what?
I'm an idiot so I pick it up

[Verse 3]
Now I'm held up on my line
My cretin landlord, he's wasting my time
He wants his money or we go to trial
He's got penis envy denial

[Chorus 1]
Another weekend I didn't get laid
It's a Monday morning ant brigade
Another weekend I didn't get laid
It's a Monday morning ant brigade

[Verse 4]
Fuck it all, no regrets
I'm staying in and you can bet
It sucks outside in the pouring rain
I'll smoke some pot and fry my brain

[Chorus 2]
Thom cut the record down to the bone
I'm a sure shot rocking the microphone
Another weekend I didn't get laid
It's a Monday morning ant brigade

[Outro]
I've got the Monday mornings
I've got the Monday mornings
I've got the Monday mornings
He's got the Monday
I've got the Monday mornings
I've got the Monday mornings
I've got the Monday mornings
He's got the Monday
I've got the Monday mornings