Story
I met this girl, she was Miss Alabama
"Hello, come in my room, drop to your knees
Bitch" mama mellow
She said "a'ight", grabbed the Dutchie
Sucked it i aimed at her twat with my
Dick and cold fucked it
"UNH", that's all ya heard when
I pushed it in
Did her so good, the bitch wanted children
I said, "No, no, baby, it's not like that"
I coulda sworn she was a DJ
How she was scratchin' my back
Deep throats, wet licks to the head
The next thing you know
She wanna go to ... goddamn!
There I was, layin' with my 9 inch
Crazy fat, crazy thick, like the NYNEX pages
She wanted to go through the Beatnuts stages
Popped off her bra, POW, they were outrageous
Twenty pounds each and my luck
Two watermelons bigger than Sandra's
But smaller than Helen's
Yow, I do ‘em well so they catch orgasms
At least 20 minutes before I splash ‘em BOOM!
Rode it like a bike, my dick was the peg
She wanted doggystyle so I humped her leg
Pissed on the carpet, shitted by the door
Psycho Les is out
You don't wanna hear no more
It's like that y'all, it's like that y'all
The hooker put scratches on my back y'all
We're downtown bound with Mark makin' tracks
In the Max', kickin' facts the Willie Bobo
About the hoe strolls we've been to
Then I looked out the window
"Hola, senorita or is it senora?
Miss or Mrs, I still got somethin' for ya"
Wasted no time with the small talk
No frontin' picked her straight up like a
Nigga out in Compton i says
"What crib we goin' to your one or my one?"
She said, "Who needs a bed?
This car's just fine, son"
Mark tried to step when the
Bitch grabbed my penis
She said, "Don't leave, honey bun
You gotta see this" kicked off her panties
Slid back in the recliner
Opened up her legs and said
"Welcome to the diner"
Took a whiff, shit smelled kosher
Loaded up my banger
Aimed it then I smoked her BOOM!
Sucked her tit's and I pounded her clit so
She made noise like chinks in Jiu-Jit'su
Ooh, you're daddy long dick
She really started screamin'
So I muffled up her mouth with some semen
It's like this y'all, like this y'all
I bust a Beatnut then I take a piss y'all
It really don't matter ‘cause to
Me it means nothin'
Next time I'm feelin' rough
I'll just snuff him
Kill the president, kill him, kill him
Fuck him
