Spider Love!

I'm afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of love. But most of all I'm afraid of spider love. Eight legs is plenty but sixteen is too many. And if they lay a thousand eggs, than that's a thousand babies. Then their thousand babies will have eight thousand legs and that's seventy nine hundred ninety two more legs than I could ever see my self being comfortable with. No! That's just too many spider legs for me. And I don't know if spiders have toes but if they do, that's five per leg so say the answer is NO! Last night I awoke in a sweat. Heart poundin' in my chest from yet another nightmare. Felt trapped like a baby in a high chair at night time. My mind just doesn't like to play fair. I was dreaming of my one true fear, Two spiders on a date and it felt like I was right there. Eight eyes looking into eight eyes, flirting over plates of deep-fried flies. Then another spider who was dressed up as a waiter had a tiny little bowtie came up walking to their table. Offered up a menu and the menu had desserts. She really wanted something but her fella answered first. He said, "Oh we couldn't, the flies were plenty." Shook the waiter's hand and we slipped him a twenty. She looked angry 'til the jig was up. Until the waiter handed her a big gold cup. It was her favorite fudge-covered aphids. At the bottom of the cup were eight fancy bracelets It was their spider anniversary. And I'm scared of spider love so that ws even worse for me. (CHORUS) I'm afraid of spiders. I'm afraid of love. But most of all I'm afraid of spider love. Eight legs is plenty but sixteen is too many. And if they lay a thousand eggs, than that's a thousand babies. Then their thousand babies will have eight thousand legs and that's seventy nine hundred ninety two more legs than I could ever see my self being comfortable with. No! That's just too many spider legs for me. LOVE. Who's these spiders sitting next to me? I'm gettin' twitchy, it's getting iffy, Is there one on my back? I'm getting itchy.