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My mom told me I should write songs to praise girls
That's what people want to hear
But every girl inside my world
Has made me lose faith in them all together

And so I cry and I shout, and I wine and I pout
About every bitch that lied and said they loved me
Fucked my friends and said they're sorry
Faked a baby, said that they need me
Pretty faces, so misleading

And girls need love
Just as much as boys need to
Put their dick in something
And girls need love
Just as much as boys need to
Put their dick in something

Anything so I don't explode, you will do for now
Here's a secret, can you keep it?
I'll say one thing but don't always mean it
Beautiful girl, you've got powers
Beautiful girl, you're a fraud
I can be just as bad, I know this
This can be just a teen obnoxious phase

And I know every little side to you: the good, the bad
And I'm drunk even after I promised you I won't, oh well
And me thinks, that the fine lady doth protest too much
And I have a better idea; you calm down, I leave

You better fucking miss me, you better miss me
You better fucking miss me, you better miss me
I can do this on my own
I'm gonna fucking miss you, I'm gonna miss you
I'm gonna fucking miss you, I'm gonna miss you
I can't do this own my own

[Outro]
Fuck you, you stupid bitch
Fuck you, you stupid bitch
You're a hedonist girl, trying to play "Mommy"
Just to escape your hedonist world
Fuck you, you stupid bitch
Fuck you, you stupid bitch
You're a hedonist girl, trying to play "Mommy"
Just to escape your hedonist world
Fuck you, you stupid bitch