A Goat Wears the Professor’s Coat

Oh, Professor Goat
Right there
Oh, Professor Goat
Will save us all

Oh, do step outside
Oh, do serve yourself

Oh, where'd the professor go
Oh, where'd the professor go
Oh, where'd the professor go
Oh, where'd the professor go

Oh, I'm standing on him
Oh, I'm standing on him
He’s like a tree stump
He’s a tree stump

Oh, where'd the professor go
Oh, where'd the professor go
Oh, where'd the professor go
Oh, where'd the professor go