The Chernobyl Dog

I'm sorry if I happened to sound curt
I was trying to save the last of my voice
But since the rest of the band is out getting drunk
I might as well let myself have some fun

Are you old enough to try?
Are you still young enough to die?
You really let me down
But I lead you on
So save the chatter and bites

Our bassist never pulled the car around
So we continued drinking for an hour
None of us realized he was busy touching his nose and walking in a straight line

Am I the chernobyl dog?
Do I really have no spine?

I didn't want to have to tell you this over the phone
But things just aren't looking up for me
I'm going to have to quit the band
Yes, I quit Telyscopes
But I hope that you'll both understand
That it's not you
"It's not you it's not me"

It's just me
Because I have no spine

I really am the chernobyl dog
I have no spine at all
I am the chernobyl dog
I have no spine