Let's Be Friends

Uhh, haha yeah, shit bangs
Bang out the frame
My man Wayne, this shit right heah
This is somethin i put it straight to ya so
Everybody can fuck with it
Niggas, bitches, y'know, everybody
Little kids, everybody can relate to this
Yeah

Now you been down with this hoe
Since the seventh and eighth
High school, night school
Shit y'all was runnin mates same hustle
Clocked your girl in when she was late
Side by side
Boxed hoes when they called her fake
And that's your boo, that's your dawg
Sister to the end
And when her folks kicked her out
Shit you moved her straight in
Y'all used to hang so tight
Niggas mistake you for twins
Names just alike, Carol and Carolyn
She would lie to you, steal from you
Say she didn't take it
You knew she wasn't right but that's your
Girl you let her make it
Now who pulled her through when
She needed her a portion
But who left yo' ass in
The center of the ocean?
She fucked her cousin nigga and
She fucked her nigga family
You never ever thought that she
Would fuck yo' baby daddy
Everybody tried to tell you but
Yo' ass wouldn't listen
And now this hoe done came up missin
But that's your motherfuckin friend

Friends (my nigga) , how many of us have them?
Fri-enn-ends (yup) , before we go any further
Let's be friends (my motherfucker)
How many of us have them?
Fri-enn-ends (y'all) , the ones we can depend on
Let's be friends

This ya boy, this ya nigga
Motherfuckin close dawg
And it ain't too many niggas
You can pass the ball he never fumble
Stay humble since you stumbled on him
Save you from drownin that summer when
You thought you could swim
Used to run choo-choo trains
On his homegirl Kim
For you, your man'd put his ass on the limb
Now he was slicker with them hoes
And youse a funny-lookin nigga
Could only get that pussy when
The money lookin nigga
He always got it first and
You was second base
I guess this about the time
We can establish the hate
Got his ass on quicker, started movin weight
Shit he showed you too much
That was the first mistake
With friends like you
Tell me who needs problems?
Wanna set your man up, not to kill him
Just rob him
But somewhere in yo' flag everything went bad
Mag hit him in the head
That's it, he's dead, he left your friend

Friends (yup) , how many of us have them?
Fri-enn-ends (you my muh'fucker) , before we go any further
Let's be friends (my dawg)
How many of us have them?
Fri-enn-ends (my nig-ga) , the ones we can depend on
Let's be friends

Now you been sleepin with
This muh'fucker every night
Pillow talk, shared your thoughts
Shit just split your life
As they grew up in age
They got stubborn and trife
Everybody else was wrong and
They was always right
So quick to point the finger
Instigatin the fight
I don't care if it was lovely
They find somethin they don't like
Oh so dumb smart don't need no advice
Folks so dumb smart too bright
To get the lights
You know the kind, don't hear
Don't see it in the mirror
They dress it up with bullshit
To make it appear clearer
With he say, she say, that's all they know
What did they do, where did they go
That's all they livin fo'
They wake up one mornin
They done missed the show
Countin up birthdays like where the
Fuck did time go?
Now look at the situation that
You got yourself in
Sit self down and ask self, "Self
Is you my motherfuckin friend?"

Friends (yup) , how many of us have them?
Fri-enn-ends (cause you my muh'fucker) , before we go any further
Let's be friends (my nig-ga)
How many of us have them?
Fri-enn-ends (my dawg) , the ones we can depend on
Let's be friends
(muh'fucker) , how many of us have them?
Fri-enn-ends, before we go any further
Let's be friends (yup)
How many of us have them?
Fri-enn-ends (you my muh'fucker, my dawg, my nigga, my muh'fucker)
The ones we can depend on, let's be friends
(My nigga)