Pauly & The Roaches

I used to be a normal man
But then, on that trip to big Tesco's
My life had changed forever

I was walking down the street
Then I tripped
Then I yelled
Cause onto a cockroach I fell

I got up and my dick was so hard
It hurt to see what I saw on the ground
A bunch of jizz around my crotch and that roach

I thought it was dead but alive it came
Pumping 69,420 babies out in a day
Pretty mad that I'm not gonna lie

The moral of the story is
Be careful where you fall
Cause Tea Dealer & Paul's Toe
Gon' make a song about it

(Other untranslated cockroach words)