Senior Year

[Intro]
Let's go Butterdee
Yuh, aye
Alex made a banger

[Verse 1: Alex L]
I remember back in preschool, I never thought I'd be cool
Read the student handbook, I gotta study each rule
Cell phone policies, these modern technologies
My english teacher followed me, I'm writing out apologies
The things that I post might mess up my career
I gotta steer clear of the vapes and the beer
I erase the sevеre, I deface all my peers
Though it was a mid summеr, I don't care about Shakespeare
She didn't give me credit even though I submitted it
Your bars are like my math homework, derivative
All I wanna do is survive the gym locker room
They already kicked my balls even though we're playing soccer soon, damn!
These hall monitors are some sticklers
I gotta do my transcript with extra-curriculars
This busy work's annoying, man I wanna go to sleep
Mark Twain didn't know what a bar was, it ain't that deep!

[Chorus]
We're getting out of here (this beat is AP lit)
Because it's senior year (no assigned seats, now we choose where we sit)
We wear our caps and gowns (college essay's an ego stroker)
To leave this stupid town (I'm the 5th impractical joker)

[Verse 2: Asher DeVerna]
Take notes in your 3 ring binder (loose leaf)
Got a hundred eighty days on the timer
Snooze the alarm and it's time to go, yeah
Behind my ear, got my new Ticonderoga
Remind me again, what's the code?
They sayin' I'm a senior but I don't feel old
Go to lunch they're serving tater tots (yes! / yum)
You know I'll always doodle on the table tops
Used to be fresh like a 7up (chicka ahh)
Four years in a row, now we're steppin' up, messin' up
Got a fatal case of senioritis (achoo! / bless you, thank you)
'cause everything I touch will turn to trash like an anti King Midas
Taking pictures in a cap and gown
Dressing up like a circus clown
If I'm being honest, Imma miss it
But I'll make sure (make sure) that I'll always come to visit

[Chorus]
We're getting out of here (wicka wicka Good Grady)
Because it's senior year (screw you, I'm going to the navy)
We wear our caps and gowns (I act up for the A.C.T.)
To leave this stupid town (I sat down for the S.A.T.)

[Verse 3: Rampullyuh]
F U High school! (flip you!)
Gonna be a DJ 'cause I'm cooler than you
Wicked, mix the music, mix it some more
Now keep mixing it 'til we drop to the floor!
Of mice and men, of men and mice
Gettin' into trouble like it's Miami Vice
These dumbbells make me jacked and proud
But these dumb bells are really flippin' loud!
Math teacher gimme work, I'm like alge-bruh
I just wanna play Tetris and eat pizza
Call me lazy, boy I'm fine with that
The lunch lady like my wallet so fat!
Home alone, watch Nick at Nite
Stole my gym clothes, it's another naked night
Challenge me, top dog, if you wanna fight
I lost

[Bridge]
Student debt, I heard that's a myth!
My college tuition is my Christmas gift
We're gettin' out of here but it was nice to meet ya!
No more foreign language, adios senorita!
Skip class to graffiti the interior
All these dumb freshman really are inferior!
The civil war happened... so what?
Abraham Lincoln can suck my butt

[Verse 4: Owen Parrott]
College is the name, and debt's the game
I bought my textbooks and I hate myself
Hearing lectures, financial vectors
Partied hard, not sure if I'll pass this
I'm such a card in front of the masses
Bernard thinks I'm failing my classes (I'm sorry, but you failed)
*sobs*
College lymphoma won't grab my diploma
That false aroma of mesotheilioma
Metastasized throughout minds, baptized by these rhymes
My mind's fried and my finances slide
Knowledge has died like dreams for a free ride

[Outro]
College will solve all of our problems!
College will solve all of our problems!
College will solve all of our problems!
College will solve all of our problems!
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Mass destruction
Mass destruction
Mass destruction
*screaming*
Bruh