Break It Down (anonyMous Version)

[Joe Hawley]
We need cash

[Ryan Scott]
What happened to our stash?

[Jason Satz]
I bought an electric guitar

[Joe Hawley]
I rented a shiny car

[Rob Cantor]
I went out to lunch

[Andrew Laurich]
But McDonalds is a thrifty munch

[Drew Thodeson]
I purchased a random flute

[Brandon Hall]
I hired a prostitute

[Rick Lax]
Whatever will we do?

[Joe Hawley]
We'll have to think it through

[Brandon Hall]
I know! I will start
To sell my body parts
A kidney or a lung
My liver or my tongue!
I'll distribute them in jars
To people driving cars!

[Joe Hawley]
I have a better plan
I'll marry a wealthy man

[Rob Cantor]
Wouldn't that make you gay?

[Joe Hawley]
Not necessari-lay

[Anar Ismailov]
That would be okay
What?

[Joe Hawley]
I'll sleep in a separate bed
And I'll refrain from giving
Kisses
We'll be happy for a while
I'll try to comply to his style
And keep his mansion clean
Then I'll kill him and inherit his green

[Anar Ismailov]
Break it down!

[Drew Thodeson]
It wouldn't be so tough
To sell my girlfriend's stuff
Her computer and her sewing kit
Will go for quite a bit

[Andrew Laurich]
That doesn't seem so kind

[Drew Thodeson]
I doubt that she will mind

[Andrew Laurich]
We'll start a fake foundation
A non-profit organization
We'll say it's for the mute
The blind, and destitute
Then we'll get to take
The money that we make
We'll salvage all we can
And take it to Afghanistan

[Anar Ismailov]
Break it down!

[Tom Liu]
Ninjas are totally sweet!
So light and nimble on their feet!
So good at being bad!
I wish I had a ninja for a dad! (Kill him, son!)
Put your money in the cup
Or this assassin will cut you up!
Do not attempt to mess with me!
I met a guy who met Bruce Lee
'S mother's
Cousin's
Niece's
Brother's
Neighbor's
Doctor's
Ex-boyfriend's
Dog

[Jason Satz]
It won't be hard at all
Making money with a crystal ball
According to the tarot cards
Your body will be torn to shards
The pieces spread around
Your mangled carcass never found
That's all I'll have to say
And then they'll have to pay

[Ryan Scott]
I know! I could

[Anar Ismailov]
Break it down!

[Rick Lax]
I'll make the money grow
With my impromptu magic show
Performing in the streets
Death defying feats
People would shriek and shout
But that's what magic is all about
My God, is he alright?
I do this every night

[Rob Cantor]
I'll ace the GRE
And harvest a PHD
After curing the HIV
I'll collect my royalties

[Jason Satz]
Do you think you're bright enough?

[Rob Cantor]
Let's get his girlfriend's stuff

[Anar Ismailov]
Break it down!