Too Lazy (Alt. Take)
[Verse 1]
My friends all think I'm a jerk
'Cause I never bother to work
I want you to know how that feel
I'm too lazy to work, and too nervous to steal
[Verse 2]
All the boys along, along the stroll
Buy me all the juice, all the juice I can hold
And though I seldom get a square meal
I'm too lazy to work, and too nervous to steal
[Verse 3]
See all the boys in their tails and tux
Lookin' like a million bucks, bwah bwah bwah voo
Though my bankroll is badly bent
I make every social event
[Verse 4]
Don't need a Cadillac car
I'll never travel, never travel that far
All the gals call me a heel
'Cause I'm too lazy to work and too nervous to steal
[Instrumental Break]
[Verse 3]
See all the boys in their tails and tux
Lookin' like a million bucks, bwah bwah bwah voo
Though my bankroll is badly bent
I make every social event
[Verse 4]
Don't need a Cadillac car
I'll never travel, never travel that far
All the gals call me a heel
'Cause I'm too lazy to work and too nervous to steal
Too lazy to work and too nervous to steal