Mess Under That Dress
Let me tell you about a lady I know
they got a rumor going round
she got something so doggone good
it'd make a fish walk on the ground
its a mess up under that dress
its a mess up under that dress
the ones that get it really are blessed
its a mess up under that dress
she went to see the preacher man
he said its a shame and its a sin
that you got something good enough
to hold a meetin' in
its a mess up under that dress
its a mess up under that dress
you got to be the best
cause its a mess up under that dress
now she went to see a doctor
to put an appointment in
he said everybody wants what ya got
come on and give it to me again
its a mess up under that dress
its a mess up under that dress
I cant speak for the rest
but its a mess up under that dress
she went walking past the undertaker
he was sittin around holdin his head
said don't come in you're bad for business
youre gonna raise the dead
its a mess up under that dress
its a mess up under that dress
I cant stand to test
its a mess up under that dress
its a mess up under that dress
its a mess up under that dress
I cant stand to test
its a mess up under that dress