Welcome to Texas!

We got the live oak and the Piney Woods
We got the horses and the tanned leather goods
We got the Brazos and the Rio Grande
We got the politics you can't understand
Oil and gas
Largemouth bass
Buc-ees and the H.E.B.

Welcome to Texas!
Where the skies are blue
If you don't mind the haze
Over Houston most days
And you don't know what refineries do
Welcome to Texas!
Welcome Home.

We got the stockyards up in old Fort Worth
We got the barbecue to give you some girth
We got the Riverwalk in San Antone
We got the rattlesnakes you'd best leave alone

Border walls
Trucks with balls
Oklahoma hates us, too

Welcome to Texas!
Where the weather's fine
If you don't mind the heat
As it burns through your feet
And the smell of your huevos frying
Welcome to Texas!
Welcome home, home, home on the range
Where we ain't afraid of nuthin 'cept the notion of change
Home, home, home of the saved
Where Jesus is alive and well -
Come to Texas!
You're already here
Fifteen hundred a day, moving in from L.A
Now you're marketing your home brew beer
Welcome to Texas!
Now -
GO BACK HOME