JAKE EDWARDS PLAYED CLARINET IN HS

[Chorus]
I feel like Jake Edwards, I'ma rob the bank
I feel like Jake, I feel like Jake
I feel like Jake Edwards, I'ma rob the bank
I feel like Jake, I feel like Jake

[Verse]
Jake Edwards really thought this shit was GTA
Now he's sitting in the cell, bored all day
Nigga took a mug shot with a smile on his face
I can't tell if he's retarded or the pill was laced
This nigga robbed a bank for only 8k
This nigga didn't get shit from robbing a bank
How you rob a bank and you still broke as fuck?
At that point you just have bad luck
And he got chased down by some cop cars
And he was fucking shot in the arm
Haha, haha, haha
Man you fucking suck!
Good news, you're alive
Bad news, you didn't die
Hе really tried to pump fake at a shеriff
Then he met his fucking end like Seraph
I mean damn, what was the plan?
You're a suburb nerd who just played in the band
And you robbed a bank for only eight bands?!
Only eight bands, like Goddamn, that is sad!
I'd only do that shit if I walk out with 200 grand
You did that shit sloppily, man your work is trash
You were on camera, like where the fuck's your mask
So amateur, you couldn't do the task
I heard at school you were a bitch
So what made you go out and do this?

[Outro]
I feel like Jake Edwards, I rob the bank
I feel like Jake