Cool
Whatever happened to being lame
I see the kids go by and I want to die yeah
They're all the same person to me
Where's my way out, the drugs are out
Strange tiktoks, tide pod rocks, different colored socks
I wish I could be like you
Everyone's got their phone in their hand, got all the apps like I'm actually a fan
I wish I could work in my sleep, wander around four white claws deep
It might be hip but it's not me
Go to a party full of sins, play a drinking game where no one wins
Do you really want to be cool?
Swiping right again on the hottest chicks
Guys acting shady, we cheat just like Tom Brady
Love's not in style right now
A pyramid scheme you want to join, don't need advice on bitcoin
Fake disease, extra cheese, or a pointless degrees
I wish I could be like you
No one's got a future or a plan, what's it even mean to be a man?
I wish you could come over my way, share a hashtag on my pic
You know you want to look all lit and sick
A fancy news report without a spin, use a dating app where no one wins
Do you really want to be cool?
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
In the dark, can we see the light if we fall behind?
We try so hard in different ways
I used to think that I'd stand out from the rest
It feels like a pointless test
I don't know how much more I can take
All your insta filters are fake
How about a Joe Rogan podcast that's conspiracy free
Everyone would watch except for me
A Bravo channel show with no drama, can we please bring back the oxford comma?
Do you really want to be cool?
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Na, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
If being cool is cool then I don't wanna be cool