Santaman is a Blademan
[Verse: Homestar Runner]
Oh, Santaman is a blade man
He's comin' for you to chop you in two
Santaman is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down
Santaman is a blade man
He's sharpened his knives and he's not slicin' pies
Santaman is a blade man
Here, he comes down the lane to cleft you in twain
And when he shows up he'll make breakfast with his friends
So I'd just lay low 'til this part ends
Hey, you might make it out alive!
Oh, Santaman is a blade man
He doesn't have toys, just that blade "shing!" type noise
Santaman is a blade man
He's comin' to town to cut your whole family down