Dig Dirty Doggy
Got an educated dog, you see
He only reads books and watches TV
Howling at the moon, I can understand why
He howls at all the pretty girls passing by
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, go bury your ol' steak bone
Well, he's half hot dog and half Great Dane
Call him a mutt and he'll bark insane
One big, one small, yet love they found
One used a ladder and the other laid down
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, go bury your ol' steak bone
Only eats at the finest restaurants
Charges it to his expense account
Never takes home a doggy bag
Got a doggy dish with a gold nametag
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, dig, dig
Dig dirty doggy, go bury your ol' steak bone