To Christmas! (The Drinking Song)

Well the pilgrims have left us, the thanks are all given
Black Friday is here, decorating's begun
By tomorrow the malls will have snow freshly driven
We've got thirty-one days to Christmas

To Christmas
Although it seems early to me
To Christmas
Outside it's like fifty degrees
To Christmas
The leaves, they still cling to their trees
We have thirty-one days to Christmas

There's a chill in the air, a spiced latte is calling
The Starbucks cups turning to red like the leaves
We should think about shopping, but instead we are stalling
We've got twenty-four days to Christmas

To Christmas
Open a bottle of wine
To Christmas
December, our favorite time
To Christmas
Unveil our new corporate design
We have twenty-four days to Christmas

Now there's one week to go which means men can count on
How they're starting to think what to buy for their wives
Thank the baby, Lord Jesus that now we've got Amazon
We've got seven whole days to Christmas

To Christmas
Good Lord, where has all the time gone?
To Christmas
The gift we'll be dependent on
To Christmas
Which spa is offering a Groupon?
We have seven whole days to Christmas

Christmas Eve's finally here and hot toddies we're drinking
The stockings are hung with the utmost of care
Somewhere in the night we hear carolers singing
(Wassail wassail all over the town)
It is just one night 'til Christmas

To Christmas
Raise a glass while we all cheer
To Christmas
Fill it with whiskey or beer
To Christmas
It's the most fun time of year
Three-sixty-five days to Christmas

Now the big day is passed and we sit here perplexed
Post-holiday blues are upon us right now
So with nothing to drink to we look toward the next
It is only six days to New Years

To New Years
We all thought the party was done
To New Years
Then along comes the year's biggest one
To New Years
I'm sure that we'll have much more fun
We have six days to New Years