How to be a Pirate
So you wanna be pirate - YEAH
Not sure what you must do
Than listen close and stand up straight
cause I got something for you.
Well first you need a parrot
And a lumby bumby crew
then get a pistol and get a sword
Some nice old cannons too
And then you steal the ship
- or whatever there may be
So going on for treasures
and soon you'll see...
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum bring the booze to me
we're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum bring the booze to me
My fate reveals in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a pirate
You have a hook of gold
Where once your bloody hand's been
And if yer basterds being bold I'll haunt you till the endscene
Waggons are for cowards and horses for the weak
A sail aboveanawoodenbarque
is all I need
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum bring the booze to me
we're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum bring the booze to me
My fate reveals in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a pirate
Ascended from rigger
Now a nautic master
Dagger and trigger
Are my deathcry-caster
Wooden barque through the endless sea
Tons of rum bring the booze to me
we're on a ship to the winds we bow
All renegades we'll overthrow
Wooden bark through the endless sea
Tons of rum bring the booze to me
My fate reveals in sail and keel
For this my friend is how to be a how to be a how to be
