Senator Hart Humped a Dumpling

When I grow up, I'm gonna be President
Gonna live in a big white house and not pay rent
And when I campaign, the eyes of the nation will be on me
And the press won't see anything they're not supposed to see

SENATOR HART HUMPED A DUMPLING

Thank God my boring wife's out of town today
Gonna visit a tomato named Rice and have my way
But I'm on candid camera, oh poop!
Now I'm on the damn front page
I forgot that digging for dirt by the press was all the rage

(chorus) (everyone sing along... Julie Andrews would be proud)

Hart, yer a dope
Hart, get a life
You should know bettеr than to cheat on yer wife
Hart, yеr a shmuck
Hart, yer a slob
And ya screwed yerself right out of a job!!