Marijuana Assassin of Youth

[Intro]
Marijuana, assassin of youth
And so look now here's the truth
As we wish you all a Perry Sherry Christmas
With a Partridge Family or two
And when you go to church
You'll remember with a smirk
All the crazy little things you used to do

[Bridge]
Batman
Batman
Batman
Batman
Batman, Batman
Batman

[Announcer]
"...Let's have a truly Mexican welcome
For Ronnie and the Romeos..."

[Verse 1]
I asked my girlfriend to marry me
Yes I thought how happy we'd be
I knew she'd be thrilled at least be pleased
But these were the words she said to me

[Chorus]
You need a haircut and then a degree
Don't you want to start a family
Take a stand and make some real cash
Sell your guitar and throw away your stash

[Verse 2]
I had a headache lasted five days
I knew that somehow there must be a way
Cleaned the car and emptied the trash
Before she got home I had to get smashed

[Verse 3]
I moved out on my own formed a new band
We played every Goddamn dive in the land
Must've got lucky had a number one song
Missed that life sentence she planned all along
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